Jim will paint it , a new design an old friend of yours Mr Carling Sir!

Please will you paint me a picture of Jonah Lomu in his all blacks kit punching Will.I.Am in the face from atop his magical, sparkly rhino which he likes to ride about rural Kent. The punch sends Mr. Am flying over a farmyard barn full of hay. The attack is witnessed by Terry Nutkins while he enjoys a Malteser sandwich dressed as the green Power Ranger without his helmet.



One Response

  1. Funny in a bizarre sort of way

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